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VIDEO: Bet You’re Glad You’re Not This Guy
Okay, we all have some things in common even though we all preach our ‘individuality, dude’. And no, I’m not on about that huge photo collage of Mila Kunis that we’ve hung over our beds so we can give...
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You Won’t Need Shawty For Hugs Anymore Now You Have The Girlfriend Coat
Coats. Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate them. Where would be without coats? Freezing our tits off, that’s where (especially now, with Spring having been replaced by some fucked-up nuclear...
View ArticleTerrifying Japanese Dinosaur Prank
We love a good prank on Sick Chirpse and this is another completely killer from over in Japan. We’ve really got to up our game if we want to compete with other countries because most of the best pranks...
View ArticleWatch The Girl From The Ring Throw An Awesome Pitch At A Baseball Game
She may not be much fun when she’s crawling out of your TV set and killing you with her brain, but Sadako is dead handy when it comes to baseball. The iconic star of The Ring movies has caused much...
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Cat Saves Train Station From Ruin By Becoming Station Master
Well this is certainly up there with the rest of the weird shit we’ve covered from Japan. Normally when you hear about Japanese obsession with pussy you picture a pixelated vagina on the receiving end...
View ArticleJii Lighter: Japanese Advertising At Its Finest
This Japanese advert for the new Jii Lighter has lead me to come up with a new list , things that should never ever be made anthropomorphic. No 1 on that list is this brand new USB lighter. This thing...
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Hello Kitty Hope To Get Asian Women Drinking With Brand New Beer
It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s charming – and now it’s going to be frothy, bubbly and refreshing fun for all the family – Hello Kitty have released a beer. The brand has come a long way since it first...
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Awesome Geometric Stipple Tattoos By Kenji Alucky
Japanese tattoo artist Kenji Alucky specialises in awesome geometric tattoos like the ones pictured here – using a stippling technique that basically involves him marking the skin with loads of small...
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Tribes #2: The Dayak Headhunters Of Borneo
There’s fewer places on the planet as wild as Borneo. Covered in lush, unrelenting jungle, it’s the third largest island in the world and home to one of the oldest rain forests on the planet. The...
View ArticleAnother Racist London Underground Rant Caught On Camera
This footage was captured on the Bakerloo line last Tuesday, showing a drunken ex-soldier launching a racist attack at a Japanese passenger and then doing the same to the man filming him, who is...
View ArticleJapan Has A New Game Show Where A Gay Man Tries To Get A Straight Man To...
This is a scene from Orgasm Wars – the new Japanese game show in which a gay porn star attempts to make a male porn star cum against his will in some kind of ultimate dick sucking showdown. Meanwhile...
View ArticleMost Devastating Wrestling Moves Ever: Part 1
Check out our When Pro Wrestling Goes Wrong series – there’s Part one, Part two and Part three. Then check out this impossibly insane finishing move we wrote up a while back. And now, this – the most...
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25 Weirdest Japanese Inventions That Actually Exist
Some of these are admittedly quite clever, but just so damn impractical and ultimately unnecessary. Still, you have to admire the efforts – they must have seemed like great ideas at the time. Let’s run...
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PHOTOS: World’s Weirdest Armour
Back in medieval times, things were pretty rubbish for the normal folk. You ate turnips all day long and everyone smelled of the plague. I suppose if you’d been born back then you wouldn’t have known...
View ArticleWTF Is Avril Lavigne Doing Making This Dubstep Track ‘Hello Kitty’?
It’s been a while since Avril Lavigne had a really big hit (maybe Girlfriend about ten years ago??) and it seems like she’s more famous these days for being Chad Kroeger’s wife (bleurgh) but I don’t...
View ArticleVIDEO: Japanese Prankster/Idiot Throws Firecrackers Into Starbucks
There are a lot of good ideas out there on the internet for pranks and gets and what have you, but I think it’s safe to say that the Japanese ‘prankster’ who thought of this one really doesn’t...
View ArticleThis Has Got To Be The Most Annoying Commute Of All Time
This has got to be worse than all our Top 5 Dickheads You Find On The London Underground combined. There’s a time and a place to play your recorders and on the train while everyone’s trying to get to...
View ArticleThese Videos About The Fukushima Tragedy Will Scare You To Death
Apparently – at least according to this documentary, which I kind of believe given the evidence – the biggest threat to world health isn’t something like AIDS, global warming, famine or poverty, it’s...
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Hello Kitty Creators Claim Kitty Isn’t A Japanese Cat But A Girl Who Lives In...
Hello Kitty’s 40th anniversary has brought with it a revelation for the ages. Ready for this one? OK, brace yourself – Hello Kitty is not a cute Japanese Cat, she’s a teenage girl from London. What?!...
View ArticleSwift And Brutal Japanese Cream To The Face Prank
Whether you’re suffering through the hangover from hell in your uni seminar or slaving away in the office for another week, at least you’re not receiving a surprise jet-speed cream pie to the face at...
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